So let me get this straight...

Target, the corporate chain my GF loves to hate, who still defends their funding of Tom Emmer, the man who loves to hate, is now trying to sell those he hates t-shirts proclaiming pride in that which he hates, just in time for Target's unwillingness to oppose new more official, add it to the state Constitution hate.  But only online, not in their stores where straight people might get upset at the idea of gay pride and rainbows being sold next to the beer and hunting shirts.  And only in June, not, say, election time when the issue will be more live.  And the designs... you can do better if you actually attend Pride.  Or even making your own with a Crayola.  At age 5.  On Mars.  Because you would.use words like "Gay" or "Queer," or maybe "Lesbian" if you're really out there, instead of vague euphemisms.  With puffy rainbows.

Seriously?

"Target is not anti-gay," Michael Francis, Target's executive vice president and chief marketing officer, told The Los Angeles Times. "It's important to set the record straight..."

Poor choice of words.

I predict the GF will not be shopping there any time soon, despite it being the closest retailer to work.  Hate on.  They too too crazy.

Well, honesty, I'm holding out for Brony tees, at least.